The most annoying rental car ever, near Taos, NM

Can’t start the engine unless in Park AND your foot’s on the break.  Start the engine without your seatbelt on: “Bing Bong! Bing Bong!”.  Open the door with the headlights on: “Bing Bong! Bing Bong!”.  Stop the engine with the headlights on: “Bing Bong! Bing Bong!”. Open the door with the keys in the ignition: “Bing Bong! Bing Bong!”.  Oh just shut up, please!