Gladys found the Virgin Mary in my strawberries.  We would call CNN and Ebay, but we ate them.  Oops.

The most annoying rental car ever, near Taos, NM

Can’t start the engine unless in Park AND your foot’s on the break.  Start the engine without your seatbelt on: “Bing Bong! Bing Bong!”.  Open the door with the headlights on: “Bing Bong! Bing Bong!”.  Stop the engine with the headlights on: “Bing Bong! Bing Bong!”. Open the door with the keys in the ignition: “Bing Bong! Bing Bong!”.  Oh just shut up, please!

My cat, Floozie, likes to chew on my neoprene netbook bag, although she knows very well that she’s not allowed.  This set me wondering if cats chewing neoprene is a common problem – after all, it does have a potentially chewy texture (no, I haven’t tried).  So I Googled “my cat ate my wetsuit” and was bemused to get no hits at all.  How many 5 word sentences have no Google hits?  Anyone?

(Also, not three minutes after writing this post, I Googled “my cat ate my wetsuit” again, and got this URL.  That was quick!)

Montegrande, Elqui Valley, Chile